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EXCUSES - NOT EVERYONE USES THEM


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.56/5

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steve1961 - September 20, 2015, 9:28 pm
The Earth has plenty of both...and it's still full of ****.
nicholsjoshua15 - September 20, 2015, 8:12 pm
Excuses are like assholes if you don't have them you're full of shit.
EmilioDumphque - August 16, 2012, 2:00 am
Those look like some very long tibias.


ANGRY BIRDS -


TAGS: swine glass houses on notice
Rating: 4.78/5

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spacedog - August 13, 2012, 11:13 pm
Thanks guys.
crankyhead - August 13, 2012, 5:57 pm
5ma5hing
Airman - August 13, 2012, 4:16 pm
LOL!


EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 4.67/5

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mariand - May 25, 2011, 3:00 pm
WOW!... thats so true... the best is "I thought you don't love me anymore"...hahaha
justme - May 25, 2011, 1:16 pm
true... would it be hard now to say "you can ask my ex"


DUCT TAPE - Has A 101 Uses And Now One More


TAGS: duct tape uses
Rating: 4.24/5

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mariand - August 7, 2011, 4:24 pm
hehe...duct tape diet..it's cheap too


OTHER USES -


TAGS: pzy morgue recycling other uses
Rating: 4.33/5

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Reality Lord - July 8, 2011, 11:44 pm

funny...tghis reminds me of this girl i once dated...umm...sorry.
ICEMAN - July 8, 2011, 11:19 pm
What's the matter Psych, goannas not good enough fer ya?


MY MOMMY SAYS - I'm not fat, I'm just easy to see... and then she laughs and laughs.


TAGS: fat excuses
Rating: 4.5/5

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Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:21 am
I'm sorry it's late and can I retract the last comment? Damn Canadian blended whiskey.
Rudedog - February 3, 2013, 1:19 am
You're right. I've switched to Buddism now in my afterlife I could be reincarnated as his sarcoptic mange mite.
MissPriss - February 2, 2013, 11:43 pm
Naw Rude you won't be punished, but pray you don't run into the kid up there...teehee.
Rudedog - February 2, 2013, 11:38 pm
If I say it's funny will be punished in the afterlife? OK it's kinda funny; I'm agnostic.


PROMISE ME... -


TAGS: hermione finally uses her magic wand on harry
Rating: 3.7/5

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Narutarded - October 19, 2009, 11:41 am
That's funny, Wit! Because even if Hermione's is only two inches long, then, according to your wife, you Should be jealous. (Oh, and let her know that I enjoyed her "triple dip with a twist". Definitely worth adding to my repertiore.)
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - October 11, 2009, 11:13 pm
Damn, this is great. I'm envious! ( of Briton of Rose, not Hermione)
Player_Meyer - September 28, 2009, 9:03 am
I lost it bad on this one... 5L
Darverses - September 28, 2009, 12:49 am
Sigh. 1/5. This one was stupid.
LogicDude - September 27, 2009, 9:45 am
Oh yeah, Briton is definitely back!!! 5L very uneasy Gryffindor Lions!


THE INTERNET -




NO BURKA FOR ME - Flys the most Badass plane Refuse to wear the abaya The profile shot, no hips!




Ignorance -


TAGS: ignorance bliss denial uneducated causes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 28, 2013, 3:28 pm
Sorry dawg...you don't come across as the ignorant type. I mean look, you knew what to do with those 5L's...thanks.
spacedog - November 27, 2013, 6:06 pm
Bingo! That's why it is so hard to contain. 5L
MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 2:51 pm
Oldsod...she sent me the dang picture! Thanks for the vote though, even if I have to share them with her. Teehee
Oldsod - November 27, 2013, 2:15 pm
How...how do you know my wife? 5 crabby old bats!


Calling In Sick -


TAGS: excuses work hooky sick calls
Rating: 4.9/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2013, 1:18 am
Thanks Renza!
SLOHAND62 - May 2, 2013, 8:20 pm
ROFL I love it!! I'll try that tomorrow morning. 5 LAUGHS
Renza - May 2, 2013, 8:50 am
This is awesome miss priss


EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses swimmer armless
Rating: 4.44/5

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Budog - April 6, 2012, 8:32 pm
Great! 5L
holymoly - April 6, 2012, 4:02 pm
then make me a sammich... with your feet
M0rd3kaI - April 6, 2012, 4:53 am
Brilliant... 5L + Fav


EXCUSES -




He Said. . . She Said -


TAGS: spouses questions widows wives husbands
Rating: 4.94/5

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MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:14 pm
Thanks motifayk!
MissPriss - June 27, 2013, 5:13 pm
Thank you crotchety!
motifayk - June 25, 2013, 7:31 am
Is dead a place that the widow knows the whereabouts of? I would like to meet this widow.. 5Ls
thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 25, 2013, 4:05 am
OUCH! But funny nonetheless. 5L


HEARTBREAK EXCUSES -


TAGS: excuses
Rating: 3.37/5

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PRIDE -


TAGS: pride causes neener pain
Rating: 4.84/5

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440wakeup - October 27, 2010, 5:50 am
I heard tell that if a lion gets its fangs kicked out its helpless.....I guess the other 500lbs of raw savage muscle, and Razor sharp claws mean nothing. I guess the remaining teeth are made out of nerf.
Cubbybear - October 26, 2010, 10:15 am
This is why male lions rarely hunt.


LIBERALS CONSTITUTION -


TAGS: liberals constitution conservatives butt heads people who are welcome to come over to the liberal causes
Rating: 3.33/5

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knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:43 am
wow! that's a smart muh fukn censorship program you got there Mr. Motifag.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:33 am
and eli is correct in his assertion. today's liberals would are more like benedict arnold, than anyone in that painting.
knowitall - October 2, 2009, 10:30 am
pffft, liberals don't believe in work! well actually that's not entirely correct, they believe other people should do all the work for them, and allow them to enjoy the benifits of that hard work.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:37 am
Economically, socially and culturally, I have much more in common with someone from Lethbridge, Alta. than someone from Charlotte, NC. Same with a Down-Easter and a Newfie.
Haarakkon - April 6, 2009, 12:33 am
I cannot advocate violent overthrow by virtue of my position, either. It is my opinion that those elected representatives (and yes, I have personally met both senators, my congressman and governor) no longer represent the people.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:18 am
agree with the policies out of that office. I post my dissent here as a private citizen, not as a SNCO.
WTFO - April 6, 2009, 12:17 am
Don't get me wrong, while I'm very pissed at the freedoms that have been violated over the past couple of months, I don't advocate blood to change things. I am a serviceman and am completely loyal to the Office of the President. However, I don't have to
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 11:45 pm
I absolutely agree regarding the parties. if they were alive today. I believe Jefferson adage regarding the tree of liberty would certainly be considered. I'm not so sure blood needs to be shed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 11:37 pm
To be accurate, I think if they were with us today, they'd toss both parties to the wayside. I believe they'd be more in line with the Libertarians of today. However, between Reps and Dems, I think they're principles are more right than left. My opinion.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:56 am
founding fathers were or would be conservatives (and by extension, members of the Republican party) if they were among us now.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:54 am
a few radical agitators that threw off the yoke of oppression 200+ years ago have become symbolic of the conservative agenda today, although your comments give me some insight on this. Few things I can think of are further from the truth than to say the
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:51 am
I'm not certain the previous 8 years were any better for us as a people. Or that the next 3 1/2 are the second coming of Ragnarok. Some fundamental liberties suffered under the Bush administration. Some may suffer under this one. What confuses me is how
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:44 am
Well, 50% concurrence is better than none I guess.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:40 am
doesn't equate to the liberals of our time as the poster suggests. The liberals of our time are tearing down the founding principles.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:39 am
No argument here on having radicals on both sides. Unfortunately, the good, moderate Dems are marginalized right now cause the far left has captured the party. Yes, the founding fathers had "liberal" thoughts for their time but that definition of the word
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:35 am
Radicals are not only left-wingers. I submit the Militias of Montana and Michigan are fairly right-wing in their beliefs. The founding fathers believed in the principle of equality, an extremely liberal notion for their time.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:21 am
agree with that sentiment. Unfortunately, our govt is being overthrown (but not through the use of arms) right now. Some of the founding principles of this nation are under attack because the radicals were voted into govt offices.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 1:20 am
My fault. I thought that was where you were going. However, on your real point, those who overthrow of an oppressive govt are only considered radical by the govt being overthrown. From the perspective of the founding fathers, there liberated us and I
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 1:07 am
Whoa, Nellie. Iraq never entered this equation. My contention is merely this, that anyone advocating armed overthrow of their current form of government, is, by definition, a radical. Therefore, the founding fathers were radicals, even in their own time
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:53 am
with Britian. I think where they founding fathers would have the hardest time is seeing how we are returning to the same oppressive big govt that we fought against to stand up this Republic.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:52 am
As for Washington, Hemp is used to make rope and other things as well. It also wasn't illegal at the time so it's an irrelevant point in my mind. I believe that this country has been divisive since its beginning. Several colonists didn't want to go to war
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:50 am
Building a free country in that region takes time and is harder when hostile countries around the area (Iran, Syria, Saudi) keep flooding insurgents into Iraq. I'm sorry you are not patient enough to give them a chance to succeed.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:48 am
too weak to back up their own "strongly worded letters" to Saddam, we gathered 39 other like-minded countries and wiped him and his psycho sons off the planet. A job well done. That move also worked to set the battlespace for the Global War on Terror.
WTFO - April 5, 2009, 12:46 am
I didn't dodge anything. We overthrew a dictator that engaged in acts of war against this country, was a known sponsor of terrorism, he violated international law for a decade, and he was a threat to his neighbors and his own people. So when the UN was
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:15 am
Ironically, Jefferson was widely known as a liberal even in his time.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:13 am
Frankly, I believe the founding fathers would be disgusted by all of it if they were alive today, the divisiveness, the partisan bickering, the incivility. Jefferson certainly would advcocate armed revolution.
Haarakkon - April 5, 2009, 12:10 am
Beg to differ, gents. If the conservatives like to claim a hemp growing immigrant as one of their own (George Washington), that's their choice. I see you completely dodged the overthrow question, WTFO.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:56 pm
That's right! And sometimes they even use red ink.
agdaniele - April 4, 2009, 11:54 pm
Especially when they use all caps!
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:52 pm
WTFO - In all fairness to the Democratic Party, their nasty letters are also very stern.
Mark - April 4, 2009, 11:48 pm
Haarakkon - I'm all for the peaceful overthrow of our elected representatives. They have failed us all. If that doesn't work....well let's see what happens. WTFO - You were right the first time. It's "bear arms." Bare arms would be naked...oh my!
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:47 pm
The Republican party defends the freedoms of this nation and the world from threats. Democrats write nasty letters and engage in appeasement policies.
Haarakkon - April 4, 2009, 11:37 pm
The Republican Party advocates a violent overthrow of the existing form of government? Wait, since a Democrat is in office, I guess that IS correct. Never mind.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:18 pm
Just noticed that I used the wrong spelling of "bare". Oh well, right to bare arms or arm bears, whatever the hell you want to do.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:17 pm
These men were not liberals in this country. They stood for what the Republicans stand for now. Sorry that I have to stand on the other side of the issue from you my friend, but that is certainly nothing new.
WTFO - April 4, 2009, 11:16 pm
Poor analogy, Ron. These men were liberals in the eyes of King George III. However, they stood for the rights of the individual not the govt, smaller govt, right to bear arms, lower taxes, capitalism, freedom of religion, and they built a Republic.
eli - April 4, 2009, 8:41 pm
liberals would be the torries turning these badasses in to the british, LONG LIVE REPUBLICANA!!!
Toussaint - February 5, 2009, 11:02 am
The Constitution has been perverted and misshaped into the deformed appearance it is today. Only the Shroud of Turin is more sacred an untouchable and removed from discovering the truth.
Liberals at work... - February 5, 2009, 12:57 am
for the last time. Then they unionized.


DICTATORSHIP - Nothing lasts forever.




NATURAL CAUSES -




Hitler House -




SOAP ITS WHATS FOR DINNER -


TAGS: soap uses revenge
Rating: 4.58/5

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Tarapin - April 14, 2011, 8:33 pm
Be glad it wasn't applied as it was to me in School. "Open wide. Good. Now bite down. Hard." That taste stays with ya for DAYS!
Evilraptor - April 14, 2011, 7:57 pm
Aaah, I remember my first introduction to that cruel mouthwash, didn't help that my dad used my toothbrush to apply it. :P


THE REASON WHY HE STRAYED -


TAGS: fat ugly infidelity excuses cheating other women
Rating: 4.13/5

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AdmiralAckbar - September 19, 2010, 9:25 pm
he drinks too much because


OH THOSE NOOBS...TAKE 4? -


TAGS: timmy excuses
Rating: 4.13/5

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Faceplant31 - August 11, 2010, 12:44 pm
ROR! Nice one RL. 5L
agdaniele - August 11, 2010, 1:11 am
Yeeesh... I'm a timmy? 5L


TEMPTATION -


TAGS: damn schadenfreadueopathic mouses
Rating: 3.71/5

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MO - March 8, 2010, 8:25 pm
Can't add anything to Aggys comment.
agdaniele - May 29, 2009, 6:47 pm
Unparalleled brilliance.


WII FIT - A brand new Excuse to not go outside!




PERVERTS -




AIG -




HEY! - Those cactuses look like they have clowns coming out of them!


TAGS: cactuses
Rating: 2.22/5

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If you know which one is the address bar -


TAGS: i hate toolbars bloody viruses
Rating: 5/5

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curlyrocks - June 15, 2013, 3:36 pm
I'm sure there's a tool bar somewhere that can help me with my grammar.
Vinxman - June 15, 2013, 9:06 am
If you know the difference between then and than, then it seems you're smarter than 90% of the Internet users.
Cannabal - June 9, 2013, 6:21 am
You see what happens, Larry! You see what happens when you don't check the little box during program installation!
EmilioDumphque - June 8, 2013, 4:34 am
Ho-oly crap!! Is that what you guys are dealing with??? Why? Are you masochists? Get a Mac, fer christ's sake!
curlyrocks - June 7, 2013, 4:20 pm
I found that when dealing with a customer who I need to take to either a specific URL or to their router 9 times out of 10 I need to get them to use CTRL O. Apparently saying "the bar at the top" is confusing.
Silverheart - June 7, 2013, 1:31 pm

When installing software, and it asks if you want to install the free toolbar from whatever, just say no! All those toolbars, taking up screenspace, monitoring your online activity and slowing down your internet. Yikes.
MrStupidGir - June 7, 2013, 12:53 pm
if your browser looks like that don't bitch about internet being slow
falloutghoul - June 7, 2013, 8:41 am
All those toolbars, and for what? To search something without going to the actual site? Get rid of those things!
Renza - June 7, 2013, 8:05 am
The truth of this makes me sad, 5L


Dieter's Logic -


TAGS: cake diets sayings logic excuses
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - November 27, 2013, 1:15 am
Little...just shush up and eat your cake...teehee.
chickenlittle - November 26, 2013, 2:36 pm
Words of wisdom! Even Marie Antoinette knew this. Let them eat it.


ODD -


TAGS: double negatives illegal clauses listen carefully or you re screwed
Rating: 5/5

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EmilioDumphque - May 20, 2014, 6:20 pm
The double negative makes it perfect.


Mind Games -




Best Value -


TAGS: value packed tube socks many uses save toilet seat warmer pinching pennies poop
Rating: 4.83/5

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MissPriss - May 3, 2014, 7:33 pm
Those 12 packs are best...last at least a month! Teehee, thanks for stopping by mao.
maoworks2 - May 3, 2014, 12:52 pm
Very Interesting


WASTE NOT WANT NOT -




A whole New Meaning -




Best Before Dates -




The Wealthy - exempt from everything -




CAPTAIN OBVIOUS -




LAME EXCUSES - 1) My brother started it 2) It was only ketchup 3) My Mom freaked out


TAGS: excuses lame blame dodge
Rating: 2/5

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steve1961 - July 8, 2012, 4:34 pm
What's your excuse?


GLASS HOUSES - will make even the messiest people want to look organized


TAGS: glass houses living clean tessthecat tess
Rating: 1.63/5

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aerofiend - May 25, 2009, 9:34 pm
Also, put your pants back on.


Professional -


TAGS: depression diagnose selfesteem others causes
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - February 6, 2015, 1:09 am
Thanks 'cern!
concern3 - February 5, 2015, 5:01 am
Another excellent poster good job, 5er
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:41 pm
Hey dawg! Appreciate it.
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:40 pm
Thanks Jesus and enjoy
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:39 pm
Thanks Mr.Gary
MissPriss - February 2, 2015, 10:37 pm
Thanks me lord!
spacedog - January 31, 2015, 4:49 pm
Brillllliant.
JesusWept - January 31, 2015, 12:50 pm
I'm gonna print this one out! L L L L L
GaryO - January 31, 2015, 10:16 am
ohhhhh, yeahhhhh
Reality Lord - January 31, 2015, 7:37 am

real good priss


Bad Habits -


TAGS: quit smoking deal spouses sex
Rating: 5/5

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MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:52 am
Mr. Gary...calm the f*** d*wn *ear!! Just put lots of *'s, #'s and @'s randomly. It'll make sense to everyone else and yet still manage to f**k up the b*#@hy censor..t**h**
MissPriss - September 11, 2015, 3:48 am
Mr.Gary, if you're smoking after se* may I suggest you start using some good lubricant? Or at the very least have some aloe vera standing near by.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:47 am
y'know, this phukking censor bytch is starting to get on my nerves. Censoring the word 'secks'. It's enough to change the rools of the basturd language called English.
GaryO - September 11, 2015, 1:42 am
smoking after sex...hmmm, I should check


PATHWAY TO ...I CAN'T REMEMBER - Cabbie, just take me home




Fatherly wisdom -


TAGS: e coli meat sick causes logic
Rating: 4.33/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - December 12, 2014, 9:53 pm
Especially in California. Oh, brother! Everyone here is such a hypochondriac I can't get a rare steak anymore. They burn it so much that charcoal is more moist and tender than the meat :'(
MissPriss - December 12, 2014, 12:13 am
Sorry to correct you there crotchety....the meat is shyt! Seems nobody remembers how to make real hamburger anymore.


Women Cops -


TAGS: handcuffs have other uses
Rating: 4.33/5

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Thedge - December 7, 2014, 2:49 pm
Guilty due to extenuating mental circumstance... I'm just crazy about that stuff. 5'd
GaryO - December 6, 2014, 11:29 pm
I plead guilty


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